Dude, are you hungry? If you're not (Hungry OR a Dude ;) ) nod along quietly and pretend.
...Because the following awesome video clip that I am about to drop on your Normie visually-inferior lobes from Epic Meal Time will be even more helpfu tol you if you are both of those!
And if by chance you're not, you can just revel in the glow that is this wonderfully delicious freakshow of happiness.
How to make DEEP-FRIED chocolate chip cookie waffles SMOTHERED in a light bacon and Jack Daniels sauce...
I know you're in awe of these bacon-tesminal guys, as am I. But know also that somewhere poor old (and dead) Julia Child is wetting her pants!