Having one of those days where you just wish you could go all "medieval" on you and your co-workers at your office?
Don't worry, despite being a Vampire (and WAAAY cooler than you ;) ) I do know EXACTLY how you feel.
(Save that mine involves a degenerate gaggle of screaming daycare kids, night-old squishie cheese curd, and a giant three foot long clear plastic tube sock....don't ask!! )
How about instead of you and your coworkers running around politely killing one another, you let a bunch of lego men do it for you? (Again.)
Now there's something that no sane red-blooded (yum) American can ever get tired of!!
I don't care what anybody says, that doofus "Paintball guy" is worth the price of admission...or...umm...yeah.