Have a nice weekend Daywalkers?
Was it fun? Boring as stale meatloaf?
Awesome just BECAUSE it contained stale meatloaf?
(Hey, who DOESN'T dig Bat Out Of Hell ?? lol :D )
Maybe even you just might've gotten a bit...uhh...."frisky?"
Yeah yeaaah...I hear you.
(No really, I do, I'm a Vampire remember? Why do you ALWAYS make that noise that sounds like a Furby taking a crap just before you're about to clima- yeah well...uhh...you know... lol )
Check out this little adorable clip from College Humor about how hard it is to get a little "something-something" with "Nature's Serial Killers" hanging around in the house...
Gotta 'nother call about a bird homicide...yeah...he was found on some cat lady's back porch...I think the "Pigeon Ripper" has struck again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :P