Hey hey now, How about we get over this here hump day by dipping into the ol'mailbag with a couple of....
"Where's the best place to sit on an airplane?"
Chet Sez: My lap...now ask me something harder....errr....TOO LATE!
"What's Your Favorite Kind of Pizza?"
Chet Sez: FREE Pizza. So...you buying or what?? ;)
"Can Vampires die from heart attacks?"
Chet Sez: Only when stakes are shoved through them...though not permanently, HA!
"Hey Chet, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Chet Sez: Actually, it would probably be quicker to say what I WOULDN'T do for a Klondike Bar...I'd do almost anything...and 72 NON Virgins would be a good start. ( 72 Virgins are fer sissies! Go ho with the pros!) And you thought I was going to say "Yo MOMMA! Siked you out *HUUH!*
Though, I WAS awfully tempted! :)
"As a Vampire, How fast can you grow a beard?"
Chet Sez: Umm....WHERE? In any case, faster than you can, Peachy Fuzz McMerkin boy!!
(Seriously, you've got to see what a Merkin is sometime, you'll be amazed....and horrified at the same time!)
"If T-shirt represented your life, what would yours have on it?"
Chet Sez: Ya'mean OTHER than a collage of strips of sizzling bacon or steaks off the grill?? Ha! Well, how about an "I'm With Stupid" with an arrow pointing downward. You extrapolate the rest!
"What's the best dating advice you could say to help young fellas out with the girls?"
Chet SEZ: Not much...but what I can tell you is...Dude, stop WORRYING about every little thing, your clothes your hair, how big of an...IPod Playlist ;) you have, or about every little thing she's thinking.
I don't do any of that shlock...I prefer to not stress about the little things about Women and just try to see them as a hole....err...I mean WHOLE. ;) :)
Well that about does it for this week but as always...
....if YOU have any questions for yours truly about the Vampire life, pop culture, fine cheeses, whether your cuts look infected, whether you need a boob job, or any others in general, please mail them to me at:
Just make sure you put "Questions For Chet" in the subject so I don't delete your precious email accidentally on purpose without reading it ...
Have an UBER-fantastic Weekend peoples!!