The Wonder Of Archie McPhee's

Now, I KNOW I normally don't "puff up" and "pimp out" sites that shlock shiat for money, but for Thursday and...





...I STRONGLY invite you to peruse one of my FAVORITE sellin' sites on the Web!!

AKA Archie McPhee's!!

It's a gift shop that has probably some of the most hard-to-find (or even never-wanted-to-find) delightfully weird-ass gifting stuff in the entire world!

For the doofus who has everything...these are a small, small number (after allll... ;) ) of the truly bizarre chatchkis you can find there RIGHT NOW as I speak...

(and tinkle... lol)

an endless online stored supply of Rubber Chickens




Just about anything you ever wanted to have BACON FLAVORED




.... A pair of underwear for the Squirrels in your backyard to hide their NUTS in...



How about The Angry Village Mob Playset






Or an oil painting of an Albino Dude bowling




The Avenging Unicorn playset






The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure...






OR The Cold War Unicorns "US vs USSR" Battle Playset...




And much MUCH MORE!!

(Hell, any site that devoted an ENTIRE section to Monkey-related gifts has got to be awesome!!)

You'll have a complete waste of wondeful time there...err...I mean....uhh...nevermind.

But seriously, mosey on over you beautiful Daywalker scum, I'm sure you'll find at least one thing there that you've never seen before, and that will make you smile!

Happy Tuesday, MOVE OR LOSE IT!!

---Chet