Questions For Chet
For Tonight I thought (perhaps mega erroneously) it would be a good idea to dip down looooow into my old swingin' (mail) sack and take a few quick....

"Chet, what are Zombies good for?"

Chet Sez: Winning bets off of (particularly shirts and skins basketball) human shields, door stops, and paperweights. But make sure they're potty trained first!!
"What is your proudest achievement?"
Chet Sez: Ask your Mom...she's on top of it right now, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ;)

"Since you're already kinda a monster (sorry, I know your sensitive about that!) what is it that you fear most?"
Chet Sez: Pregnancy! Oh and Mimes...lots of Mimes...so yeah if you like, whipped out an unholy army of Pregnant Mimes I'd pretty much shrivel and die...from the waist down! :P

"Hey Chester, in this night and age, do you think Husbands and Wives can still be Faithful?"
Chet Sez: All I know is your wife has sure been faithful to me....and for many years now too. ;)

"In your expert opinion, what is the worst horror/sc-fi movie ever made?"
Chet Sez: "The Creeping Terror." Giant carpet monster clumsily eats a town full of 50's era bored white, WHITE Midwesty lookin' people...'nuff said!
But if you MUST watch it...see THIS version!
You're Welcome!
"Tell me, is Count Chocula a real Vampire like you?"
Chet Sez: I know his Life Partner Celestin sure thinks so!! :P

Okay, keeping it short and sweet for this week, but as always if YOU have any questions for yours truly about the Vampire life, pop culture, fine cheeses, whether your cuts look infected, whether you need a boob job, or any others in general, please mail them to me at:
chettacular@yahoo.com
Just make sure you put "Questions For Chet" in the subject so I don't delete your precious email accidentally on purpose without reading it ...
(Oh yeah and PLEASE if you really do have an URGENT Boob Job question, send pics with your email...STAT! I want to be as...uhh...HELPFUL as I can! ;) )
Have a great weekend you lovely little Daywalker hooligans you!!
---Chet

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"Chet, what are Zombies good for?"

Chet Sez: Winning bets off of (particularly shirts and skins basketball) human shields, door stops, and paperweights. But make sure they're potty trained first!!
"What is your proudest achievement?"
Chet Sez: Ask your Mom...she's on top of it right now, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ;)

"Since you're already kinda a monster (sorry, I know your sensitive about that!) what is it that you fear most?"
Chet Sez: Pregnancy! Oh and Mimes...lots of Mimes...so yeah if you like, whipped out an unholy army of Pregnant Mimes I'd pretty much shrivel and die...from the waist down! :P
"Hey Chester, in this night and age, do you think Husbands and Wives can still be Faithful?"
Chet Sez: All I know is your wife has sure been faithful to me....and for many years now too. ;)

"In your expert opinion, what is the worst horror/sc-fi movie ever made?"
Chet Sez: "The Creeping Terror." Giant carpet monster clumsily eats a town full of 50's era bored white, WHITE Midwesty lookin' people...'nuff said!
But if you MUST watch it...see THIS version!
You're Welcome!
"Tell me, is Count Chocula a real Vampire like you?"
Chet Sez: I know his Life Partner Celestin sure thinks so!! :P
Okay, keeping it short and sweet for this week, but as always if YOU have any questions for yours truly about the Vampire life, pop culture, fine cheeses, whether your cuts look infected, whether you need a boob job, or any others in general, please mail them to me at:
chettacular@yahoo.com
Just make sure you put "Questions For Chet" in the subject so I don't delete your precious email accidentally on purpose without reading it ...
(Oh yeah and PLEASE if you really do have an URGENT Boob Job question, send pics with your email...STAT! I want to be as...uhh...HELPFUL as I can! ;) )
Have a great weekend you lovely little Daywalker hooligans you!!
---Chet
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