Thursday, March 4, 2010

Are You A Dork?? Take The "Quiz!!"

You might be a Dork if...

You can completely relate to Sean on Psych

I'm ALSO the guy who does that...ANNND your Mom!!

Normal Person: Sings in the Shower. Dorky Person: Sings in the shower using back brush/bar of soap/ massager head as a micro phone. MEGA SUPER Dork: does drum solos on their ass, hips, or abs.

You might be a Dork if you actually know what the Wilhelm Scream is...and look for it in films and TV shows enthusiastically. MEGA SUPER Dork: If you've ever played the "Wilhelm Scream Drinking Game."

( RULES: You watch any movie where the Wilhelm Scream happens frequently...such as any of the Star Wars films, or perhaps Indiana Jones. Every time you hear it, you do a shot!)

Normal Person: May go to the Renaissance Festival. Dorky person: Goes to the Renfaire in period costume with their friends...especially when you get free admission for doing so. SUPER MECHA GODZILLA Dork goes in THEMSELVES...without the promise of free admission.

Renfaire chicks Rule!! Annd they put out!!

....If you've ever gone to a premiere of any movie as a teenager or an adult dressed in costume. (YESSS The The Rocky Horror Picture Show counts!! ) that JAY LENO?? lol ;)

...If your default dance is The Robot.

...If you've ever gotten into an impassioned argument over who was the better host of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Joel Hodgson or Mike Nelson.

If you've ever had a girlfriend like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite

You did know that was the same sprite from Waterworld...Right??

If you can recite the entire dialogue from The Princess Bride from memory.

...If you own any flying toy made by Air Hogs and you're over 21.

...You still carry your lunch in a cute lunchbox...and you're old enough to drink.

Hello Kitty is the new Black!'re an expert Pokemon Trainer MECHA SUPER DUPER DORK: You compete in a Pokemon League.

....You know what SCA
is. ULTRA MEGA GAZUPLEPLX Dork: You're the "Master Knight/Dame" of your own chapter.

....If you've ever gotten into a heated argument with someone over which is the better version of Dr. Who

....You've owned a "Quickening Coat" BONUS Dork: You're still an active member of the "Richie Ryan Lives!!" Highlander Clan.

There can be only one!! Uhh....yeaaah whatever!!

...You've built your own custom lightsaber handle and/or ordered a realistic "Neon Tubing" lightsaber over the internet.

Big whoop, I can do that with my Penis!!

You've asked your Girlfriend to call you "Darth Sexiness" in bed.

....You actually cried when you found out Aeris/Aerith got killed in Final Fantasy VII

Those damned Shinra Poops!!

....You have a pair of remote controlled Sumo Wrestlers.

No home decor is complete without a remote controlled pair of mini-fat men wrestl'in!!

....If you have twins, you've actually considered naming them Eddie and Gordo after the fighter from Tekken

....You have a Crush on Ellen Page

Ms. Page: AKA the Nerdboy's walking wet dream!!

....You make a regular "pilgrimage" to Japan just for the Anime...or you want to.

....You know what the term cosplay is, and you do so frequently.

Looks so much like that chick from Final Fantasy 7, 'tis scary!!

Normal Person: Air Guitar. Dorky Person: Air Guitar ANNND Air Drums. ULTRA MEGA VOLTRON SUPER ZOIRD Dork: Air Keyboard and/or Air Fiddle (as in "The Devil Comes Down To Georgia" ) or the end of "Baba O'Reily. ")

....You have a Harry Potter themed tattoo.

....You have or had a Furby and you made a concerted effort to teach it to say naughty words.

Just plain EVEEEEEEEEEL!!!

You collect Sock Monkeys.

Satan's Unholy Army of the Apocalypse...It's true!!

You've had a dream that you were suddenly in theFar Side universe.

That pic is now a piece of American folk art!!

You think the "Sick Pervert Guy" from The Office is hot.

You've had a naughty dream about Dr. House.

You've had a naughty dream starring Claudia Black (Aeryn Sun) from Farscape ANNND Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi ) from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Doesn't she have the hottest

You watch Pride and Prejudice, Emma, or On Being Jane, every time it comes on the premium movie channels.

Let us be abrupt...hmm...yesss...quite quite!!

You own at least one T-shirt depicting a sign prohibiting lewd/inappropriate behavior in Japanese.

Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way!!

Okay, that's all I got for now... (Wheeeew!!)

Can YOU think of any more ways to tell if someone's a Dork?

Don't be afraid to share!! ;) lol


a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in generala cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in generala cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general


Screwed Up Texan said...

Dude, this was hilarious my friend! I can guarantee you 95% of my readers qualify as dorks under Pride and Prejudice and Princess Bride.

Screwed Up Texan said...

Chet, I highlighted this post on
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Family Sized Fun said...

i had a sexy dream about john lithgow
is that super mega godzilla or what?

Wendybob said...

I was doing great until you got to The Princess Bride.

And then you had to go and throw in Highlander...The regular Saturday night routine at home used to be Hercules, Xena, and Highlander. (flipping to SNL during commercials)

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