Monday, February 1, 2010

Questions For Chet, 2-1-10

For this fine Monday how about we dip into the ol'mailbag and try on a little......


a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general


"Hey, who doe you think will be President in 2013?"

Chet Sez:
Not ME!





(Dude's got a list of awesome accomplishments like you'eve never seen...he could DEFINITELY whip them mangy terroristical varmits into confusion!! ;) )

"What do you think of Jersey Shore ?"



a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general


Chet Sez: I don't, much like the cast themselves.



"What's the quickest way to kill a Vampire? "

Chet Sez: A suffocating marriage!


a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general


(actually come to think of it, that's not very quick is it?)

Okay how about loping their head off? Same as you guys, matter-a-fact!





"Chet babe, do you have a girlfriend? If no, do you want one?"

Chet Sez:
No and no, I DON'T want one.

I want SEVEN! One for everyday of the week....and maybe OCASIONALLY TWO...just in case I'm feeling... kinky.


a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general



"When was the last time you awoke and found a pretty woman cooking in your house?"

Chet Sez:
Like, NEVER dude!! Cannibalism is like so, SO sick!! Jesssas...and you people think I AM THE MONSTER!

a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general


And how about ONE more....

"Sup, you believe in Global Warming?"



Chet Sez: SHAAAH, as if I didn't...Of course I do! I mean, how hard is it to prove that it exists?? I sneak into classroom at night...

(after I swipe senor janitor's orgy-of keys-key ring)

....I blow on a globe...my breath warms it up...and it EVEN MOVES!! WOW!! Voila, Global Warming!


a cheeky vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general



Gawwd, sometimes I really wonder about you people tisk...tisk... ;)

Okay as always you have "urgent" questions that you'd like answered about Vampires, Nocturnal Culture, or dang near anything else you'd like, send them away to ME, yours truly at....







chettacular@yahoo.com





Just make sure they're marked in the subject line "Questions For Chet" and I MAY use YOUR question in a future post. Cool huh? (pretend to nod here :P )

Happy Monday Blogsters!!

----Chet

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