Questions For Chet, 1-18-10
How about a little something I haven't done in awhile...
(NOOOOooo... not THAAAT! Why, have you been all peepin' Tom techie with your X-Ray eyes on me? Pervs!! ;) )
No, how about a little of THIS....
A few quick'n'dirty ones that just happened to be towards the top of my ginormously full email box...
"Chet, since you've lived a long time, you got any good at picking stocks?"
Chet Sez:Of course! I think chicken is EXCELLENT for making soups with. As far as for breeding, I recommend that you bump'n'grind with a Scandinavian or maybe a Kiwi chick...they're both VERY freaky ;)
"Hey, real quick...what's your favorite color? "
Chet Sez: GREEN....but to the more important question...do you have some to grease my palm with (don't mind the lotion)
"If I see a Vampire like you rising from the grave what should I do?"
Chet Sez: Well...I'd say that depends...what PART of them is rising? ;)
"Chet, do you know the Muffin Man?"
Chet Sez: Which one? The one who lives on Congress or on Drury Lane? (BTW that would be the PERFECT name for a stripper chick famous for her Muffin Top!")
"Do you plan to watch the Oscars? "
Chet Sez: Shoot no!! Most men named Oscar have Sasquatch level hairy backs...and they usually live in nudist compounds and wear skin tight banana hammocks when they're NOT in their compounds!!!
"Who do you think will win for best picture this year?"
Chet Sez: Everything except anything that is NOT Inglourious Basterds
Okay, I think that pokey of a Puppy post will do just fine for today, BUT in the future if you too have a question for Me, your humble Vampire Texan blogger extradordinaire then hit me up at....
chettacular@yahoo.com
SOOOOOOOOOUND GOOD?
Sir yes SIR!!! :)
(NOOOOooo... not THAAAT! Why, have you been all peepin' Tom techie with your X-Ray eyes on me? Pervs!! ;) )
No, how about a little of THIS....
A few quick'n'dirty ones that just happened to be towards the top of my ginormously full email box...
"Chet, since you've lived a long time, you got any good at picking stocks?"
Chet Sez:Of course! I think chicken is EXCELLENT for making soups with. As far as for breeding, I recommend that you bump'n'grind with a Scandinavian or maybe a Kiwi chick...they're both VERY freaky ;)
"Hey, real quick...what's your favorite color? "
Chet Sez: GREEN....but to the more important question...do you have some to grease my palm with (don't mind the lotion)
"If I see a Vampire like you rising from the grave what should I do?"
Chet Sez: Well...I'd say that depends...what PART of them is rising? ;)
"Chet, do you know the Muffin Man?"
Chet Sez: Which one? The one who lives on Congress or on Drury Lane? (BTW that would be the PERFECT name for a stripper chick famous for her Muffin Top!")
"Do you plan to watch the Oscars? "
Chet Sez: Shoot no!! Most men named Oscar have Sasquatch level hairy backs...and they usually live in nudist compounds and wear skin tight banana hammocks when they're NOT in their compounds!!!
"Who do you think will win for best picture this year?"
Chet Sez: Everything except anything that is NOT Inglourious Basterds
Okay, I think that pokey of a Puppy post will do just fine for today, BUT in the future if you too have a question for Me, your humble Vampire Texan blogger extradordinaire then hit me up at....
chettacular@yahoo.com
SOOOOOOOOOUND GOOD?
Sir yes SIR!!! :)
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