Thursday, January 28, 2010

Fang-Toothed Babe Salute: Victoria Zdrok

For this week's edition we (meaning ME and the very LARGE "little gnome" who lives in my pants ;) )

... Fang Tooth Salute you....

a vampire blogger named Chet who writes about pop culture, monster/horror/B-movies and other crap in general

Victoria Zdrok!!

A woman who has not only been "featured girl of the month" in both Penthouse and Playboy (Playmate of the Month for Playboy in 1994, and Pet of the Month in 2002 and Pet of The Year in 2004)

BUT also having proven the "Dumb Blonde Bunny Bimbo" stereotype dead in the water.

I don't know even too many BRUNETTES who graduated JC at 17 and then turned around and graduated from full college at 18.

......Or who have a Law Degree and a PHD and are a Sex Therapist AND have such NICE...uhh...."Legal Briefs" like those...

(But I betcha balls to bones she has oodles and oodles of CATS and not noodles living in her pad...overachiever chicks always have lots of cats... ;) lol )

So that is why we with a RIGIDLY FIRM....uhh...PRIDE salute you Victoria Zdrok!!

...For giving the message to young hottie-toddie girls everywhere it's much better to be nekkid and SMART than just nekkid! :)

*Oh yeah, and BOYS those links labeled "Penthouse" and "Playboy" ARE NOT to the mags themselves, but only to reference articles about them...DO YOUR OWN PORNO scavaging, you lovable lil'Daywaker scamps you!!* :P :P :P

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