A Vampire President?
Okay for this Thursday I think this next dealy bob qualifies for....
I swear I could NOT make this marvelous SHITE up if I tried....
Florida Based Vampire to Run for President in 2012
Hmmm....I like his chances....don't you? ;) (tries not to smile and snicker like a schoolgirl *teeheee, teehee!!* )
'Course I could NEVER run for President....(too many videotapes of yours truly floating around "consensually violating" Ex-Marine Corps dudes' lovely well-endowed college coed daughters...oh yeah and perhaps the occasional pudding cup! )
But IF I DID throw my Jimmy-Hat in the ring to run, I think I'd have the best slogans in the biz'ness!!
"Hungry, Why Wait? Grab A Chet For 2008!!" (it rhymes...geez!! ;) )
"Meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meowmeowmeow-MEH meow-meow meow..."
"Free Beer and Floozies at Every Campaign Stop!!"
"He'll Legalize it!!"
oh and my PERSONAL favorite...
"Uhh....DUUUDE Like who else is left??"
LOL
Have a Biachin' Tueday Blogsters!!
---Chet
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I swear I could NOT make this marvelous SHITE up if I tried....
Florida Based Vampire to Run for President in 2012
Hmmm....I like his chances....don't you? ;) (tries not to smile and snicker like a schoolgirl *teeheee, teehee!!* )
'Course I could NEVER run for President....(too many videotapes of yours truly floating around "consensually violating" Ex-Marine Corps dudes' lovely well-endowed college coed daughters...oh yeah and perhaps the occasional pudding cup! )
But IF I DID throw my Jimmy-Hat in the ring to run, I think I'd have the best slogans in the biz'ness!!
"Hungry, Why Wait? Grab A Chet For 2008!!" (it rhymes...geez!! ;) )
"Meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meowmeowmeow-MEH meow-meow meow..."
"Free Beer and Floozies at Every Campaign Stop!!"
"He'll Legalize it!!"
oh and my PERSONAL favorite...
"Uhh....DUUUDE Like who else is left??"
LOL
Have a Biachin' Tueday Blogsters!!
---Chet
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