Haikus/Death Match For The Price Of ONE!!

The Bouncer stands tall
As a jackass fights with him
See Dick wet his pants.

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Ow ow ow ow ow!
BONG,"Warrior is about to die..."
Damn, "Elf shot the food!"

So then, how about you blog gnomies try THESE on for size....

Suppose you had to battle me to the DEATH...and I allowed you to choose, so long as the "battlefield" we are to grapple on is either:

Your favorite video game that you THINK you could WHOP my rightously fine Nocturnal ass in...

Your Favorite Board game that you could mop the floor with me in....

OR...

...An arcade "ticket game" that you think you could OWN me in...

WHICH of the three would you choose to defend yourself with....and what do you think your chances would be?

Oh yeah did I forget to mention that by DEATH I mean = Loser has to pay for the other's slice of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE CAKE...and a coffee drink of their choice?

I thought I did!

Eh, oh well...I'm and "evil" monsta of the night...what'd you expect? Daywalkin' POSEURS!!

LOL :)

ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!!

Thank you :)