Hey, Daylit Doofus, you wanna see something really cool??
(Okay, OKAAAAY, I PROMISE I only meant that Doofus comment in the nicest possible way!! ;) )
But I know you still wanna see something neat-o, otherwise why ELSE would you be here?
Unless you dig really HOT pics of cartoon Vampire ribbed abs and stuff! LOL :)
Reason #327-C of why Jackie Chan is awesome??
His pet FISH!!
Check it out!!
What?? MEEE?? oh yeah, I trained a cock-a-roach to play dead once....
(After using my lighting-quick Vampire kung-fu-master-speed hand to pimpslap it down, of course! ;) )